- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

NEVER

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

haha

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

I have a really funny joke.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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