Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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