God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Yo Mama just died.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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