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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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