- Anti Joke

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

Science Teacher goes into his class Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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