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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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