how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

A dyslexic blind man

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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