knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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