- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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