- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

"Knock knock" Come in!

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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