Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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