I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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