- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

What do we call Osama? Osama

Yo Mama just died.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

DEATH.

i committed murder

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

one morning i turned on my tv

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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