Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

whatdumb and gay stewart price

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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