There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

okay so theres this guy.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

A man died.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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