- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Knock knock... Home invasion

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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