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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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