Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Get up Look in the mirror

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why so serious ?

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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