What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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black chicken. kfc

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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