2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

can you touch your toes? no

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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