- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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