Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Get up Look in the mirror

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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