Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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A lot eh?

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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