- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Daniel is a fag

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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