- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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