- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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