- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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