- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

your mama so old, shes dead.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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