- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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