Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Your mom went to college

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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