- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

A fat guy!

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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