What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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This is an anti-joke.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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read this sentence again.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Guest what in the butt

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