- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What do you call double A's? Batteries

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