"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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