- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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