Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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A sober Irish individual.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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read this sentence again.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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