A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Communism hehe xd

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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