- Anti Joke

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

A dog was barking at a tree

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

I'm homeless.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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