- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why are white people white? I don't know

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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