A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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i saw amango it splootered

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Your Mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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someone called someone else a frog

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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