What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Tucker Rivera

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Happy Monday!

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Sarah Palin.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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