- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

I am dyslexic

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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