Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Chuck Norris.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

AND

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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