What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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poopy is poopy

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Anti Joke

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