What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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