Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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