What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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