- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Cheese

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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