A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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I like school Said no one ever.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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ure mama's so fat

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Anti Joke

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