In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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