- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

womens rights.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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