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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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