- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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