- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

the economy.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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