- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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