- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Women's Rights

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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