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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

how man

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

YOU

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

9/11 my birthday

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Face...the other white meat!

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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