- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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