- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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