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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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