- Anti Joke

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I have an idea! You leave.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge