Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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WOw you have no life

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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