What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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