Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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I have an idea! You leave.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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