- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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