- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Face...the other white meat!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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