- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

This is not a joke.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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