- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Cheese

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

An Asian with a big dick.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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