- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??