- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Justin Bieber

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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