quantum physics?

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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