- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Black people in Camden NJ.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

A house comes around the corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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