- Anti Joke

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

A man walked into a bar owch

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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