How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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