- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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