Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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