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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

women's rights

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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