-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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