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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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