Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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