- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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