An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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WOw you have no life

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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