There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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How old are you? 7

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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