- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

why girl die cancer

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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