Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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