Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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