I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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