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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Brain fart

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Pianos.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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