How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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