- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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