- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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