- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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