- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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