- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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