- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

How did the black person die? Of old age

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Nobody cares maddie!

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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