We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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BIG PENIS

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Anti Joke

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