- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Granny porn!

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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