- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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