Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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