- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

12 niqqa 12.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

why am I writing this...im bored

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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