- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

poopy is poopy

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

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