Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Albino African Americans

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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