- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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