A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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LOL

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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