- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

pobody's nerfect

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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