What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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