Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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