- Anti Joke

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

why does the man appear fat he is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Connor is homosexuaI

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

why does the man appear fat he is

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Connor is homosexuaI

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

why does the man appear fat he is

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs