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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Title IX

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

what came first the chicken or the chips

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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