why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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