- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Roses are flowers.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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