Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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hi charles lattuca III

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Abortion.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why dont they make black forks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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