- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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