What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Turkey Balls

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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