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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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