- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

why are black people so fast? because there black

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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