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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What rhymes with milk...milf

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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