A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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I went to work today....

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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