How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Your Mom The End.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

how do you win a game try your best

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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