- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

dallen loves penis

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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