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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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