- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Wenis Penis

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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