WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Praise Paisley

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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roak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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