- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Waseem is a hard worker.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

alex is cool

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Andoni was here

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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