A fat guy!

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Dead girls can't say no.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

I just threw up..In my pants.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

I'm Coming

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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