- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What fires shots? A gun

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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