- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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800 people died last year. end of story

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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