- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Fat? Jesse Z

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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