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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

i like turtles

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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