An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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