- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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