what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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