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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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