- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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