Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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