- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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