Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

cancer

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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