What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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No antijoke here.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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