- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Guest what in the butt

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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