Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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