Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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