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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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