- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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