- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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