Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Justin with a hat.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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9/11 my birthday

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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