- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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