- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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