- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

every knight i see an owl at window

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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