Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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