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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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