What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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