Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Anti Joke

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