- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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