- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

why does the man appear fat he is

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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