A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

9/11

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Justin Bieber

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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