- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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