Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

A: Knock Knock B: 7

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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