- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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