why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Justin Bieber

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