- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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