What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Andoni was here

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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my penis

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

womens rights.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Albino African Americans

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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