- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Knock Knock Who did that?

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

SUCK MY NUTS

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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