- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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