- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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