Whats funnier than 24.....25

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

boobs!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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