What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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