- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Bob Saget

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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