Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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