I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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