What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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alert('The Game')

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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a black man pays his child support

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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