- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What's up? Your time.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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